Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!

by Bullet Street- Ryan Fairley

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As the years flew by
Jay was getting his high
and Kevin looked to his friend and he said:
"Do you know you got to clean up your shit!"

Kev boarded a plane
and the airline said
he weighed to much and had to get off.
He said, "Hey man, I'm not that big!"

Jay's gettin' high!
Kevin's to fat to fly!
Jay's gettin' high!
Kevin's to fat to fly!
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!

On the way down from Vegas Jay's Droppin' a bomb
after years living sober he says:
Hey Kev man...I'm using again"

Kev took to the news like he took to the news of Zack and Miri's debut:
He got stoned and ate something huge!

Jay's gettin' fried!
Kevin's to fat for pie!
Jay's gettin' fried!
Kevin's to fat for pie!
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!

But then along came SIR and Jay's kickin' the drugs!
along came SIR and Kev's kickin' the tub!
along came SIR and Jay's living clean!
along came SIR and Kev's talkin' the Dream!

This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!

Jay and Silent Bob Get Jobs!!!!!

Jay and Silent Bob Get Old (and Get Jobs!!!)
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old (and Get Jobs!!!)
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old (and Get Jobs!!!)
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old and Get Jobs!!
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old and Get Jobs!!
This is what happens when Jay and Silent Bob Get Old!

Snooch to the Nooch

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released June 21, 2011
Bullet Street- Ryan Fairley - Creator

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